Ballad of Wallace Wells

Dear Wallace Wells
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can.

You've had a lotta dick
(Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time
(Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick Wallace
But you ain't had mine!

Dear Wallace Wells
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
(Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time
(Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick Wallace
But you ain't had mine!

Dear Wallace Wells
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
(Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time
(Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick Wallace
But you ain't had mine!

Would you fuck me for blow?

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He encontrado una versión karaoke de la canción original así que no os extrañéis si pronto me véis cantándola en YouTube.


PD: Me han regalado la camiseta de Wallace, wee~